a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her
darrynek: fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side
foreveralone-lyguy: If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Me: Oh I know, I'll draw.
Me: *Refreshes dashboard.*
saverockandroll: burn everything u love then burn the ashes
Me: i love you hannah
Hannah: Iowa you too
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever knoW
10000bc: fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
thelilnan: holy-punk: how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old the Gatsby jokes are getting really weird
ismilebecausithinkofyou: superwholockian-writer: misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: Walking into school: Logging into tumblr: #this is too accurate so true
dampsandwich: vagisodium: dampsandwich: im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
vvebkinz: mr steal yo mechanical pencil
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
whiteknightpaul: Rule 1: No one is above the Law Rule 2: The Law is absolute Rule 3: If anyone disobeys the rules, one must lay down the Law as punishment.
videogameboyfriends: Friendship is chasing after your friend with a bag of puke while screaming ‘LOOK AT MY VOMIT, GAVIN. LOOK AT IT’ and then proceeding to gag in unison.
acetaminophens: THE ROOSTERTEETH FANBASE RIGHT NOW IS JUST LIKE
comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
patrick-arthur-urie: dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me