May 2013
a-pariah:
a-pariah:
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
darrynek:
fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side
foreveralone-lyguy:
If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Me: Oh I know, I'll draw.
Me: *Refreshes dashboard.*
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saverockandroll:
burn everything u love then burn the
ashes
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Me: i love you hannah
Hannah: Iowa you too
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever knoW
10000bc:
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
thelilnan:
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
the Gatsby jokes are getting really weird
ismilebecausithinkofyou:
superwholockian-writer:
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
Walking into school:
Logging into tumblr:
#this is too accurate
so true
dampsandwich:
vagisodium:
dampsandwich:
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
vvebkinz:
mr steal yo mechanical pencil
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
Jude's Law
whiteknightpaul:
Rule 1: No one is above the Law
Rule 2: The Law is absolute
Rule 3: If anyone disobeys the rules, one must lay down the Law as punishment.
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videogameboyfriends:
Friendship is chasing after your friend with a bag of puke while screaming ‘LOOK AT MY VOMIT, GAVIN. LOOK AT IT’ and then proceeding to gag in unison.
acetaminophens:
THE ROOSTERTEETH FANBASE RIGHT NOW IS JUST LIKE
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comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
patrick-arthur-urie:
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me
