basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via apprehend)

hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

(via merlin-the-last-dragon-lord)

fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

(via apprehend)

beautifulbulk:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

life goals

(via apprehend)

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

image 

(via dietelwebcityrr)

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk, via thelittlearchangelthatcould)

allhailthealmightyglowcloud:

the-pretty-replacements:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

I audibly sighed in contentment.

IT TOUCHED THE CORNERRRRRRRRRRR

(via sasusquatch)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY