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The perspective of every girlfriend Bucky Barnes has ever had tbh

(Source: the-cones-of-dunshire, via winter-soulja)

Ray, what have you been growing?

(Source: fueledbydyne, via tisbutt-a-ship)

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

(via weeaboomenstruation)

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

(via weeaboomenstruation)


"[Michael] will probably get married to Gavin and then come straight to our wedding." - Lindsay Tuggey

"[Michael] will probably get married to Gavin and then come straight to our wedding." - Lindsay Tuggey

(Source: cockerel-dentition, via the-perks-of-being-a-mudkip)

writersprocrastinate:

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 

(via the-perks-of-being-a-mudkip)

landofmerlin:

make me choose:
↳ anon asked: merlin or and arthur

(via rivercas)

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