twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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littlestbug:

You don’t need drug to have a fun time

littlestbug:

You don’t need drug to have a fun time

(Source: tharlk, via frick-ass)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via ryanvallejo)

someone: hey what's up
me: nOT MY GRADES

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone, via trombonequeen)

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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