when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
You don’t need drug to have a fun time
(Source: tharlk, via frick-ass)
yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
(Source: grindlebone, via trombonequeen)
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”